THEME BY SARAHCATHS+
Ooky. Spooky. Booky.
The musings and interests of that one gothy chick who works at William & Mary's Music Library. Assistant Editor for I Need a Library Job. Here, you'll find: Library Science Shenanigans, Intersectional Feminism, Nerdy Delights.

sandwagon:

crocodilepatronus:

{ Xena + tumblr text }

<3 Xena <3

posted 8 hours ago with 994 notes

This Snakejuice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

posted 8 hours ago with 3,495 notes
vintagesalt:

Cyndi Lauper

vintagesalt:

Cyndi Lauper

posted 8 hours ago with 100 notes

baby: m....m...m

mom: mama? ma? mommy?

baby: m...m...

baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

posted 8 hours ago with 109,421 notes

Moffat: You should flirt with Clara

Capaldi: NO WAIT I have a better idea... Dinosaur.

Moffat: Wait wha-

Capaldi: The doctor should flirt-

Moffat: I don't-

Capaldi: WITH A DINOSAUR.

Moffat: Um

Capaldi: *whispers* dinosauuur.

posted 8 hours ago with 12,220 notes
Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

posted 8 hours ago with 144,572 notes

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

posted 8 hours ago with 219,157 notes

chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

posted 8 hours ago with 5,246 notes
theuptown500:

Jean- Michel Basquiat for Comme des garcon S/S 87….

theuptown500:

Jean- Michel Basquiat for Comme des garcon S/S 87….

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zgmfd:

Glow-in-the-dark Universal Monsters posters, premiums from Honeycomb Cereal (1975)

posted 8 hours ago with 264 notes